Showing posts with label India. Show all posts
Showing posts with label India. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Breaking news: Indian police arrests Nazi Johann Bach.

For those of you not up to speed with the latest on Nazi war criminals, Indian newspapers have been reporting the capture of an 88 year old Nazi called Johann Bach.

The news was reported first in a Goan newspaper and then picked up by the national media. Every newspaper reported it, including the Deccan Herald, Asian Age and Times of India.

And you know what? It turned out to be a hoax. Set up by the daredevils at PenPricks (hats off to you, guys) to expose the sheer incompetency and rumour-mongering that is prevalent in the reporting by the Indian media, the press release told of how an 88 year old European was caught while escaping in the forests near the Goan border. Read the blog post on PenPricks here. The 'How did we go about it' part was especially funny.

While none of the newspapers seems to have bothered NDTV, for one, seems to have a working fact checking department. They saw through the prank, as this report shows.

Moral of the story: Don't believe everything you read in the papers. And the shriller a news-report, the more rumours are going into it (Star News, please note).

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Central Park in Panjim

Through Mr. R, I came across a Facebook group that's campaigning for a Park in Panjim. Initiated by Jason Keith Fernandes, the group has an ambitious dream - to convert land reserved for an IT park into park-land. From their official group page:

This is dedicated to converting the land earmarked for the IT Park into an urban natural preserve along the lines of New York’s Central Park, Bangalore’s Cubbon Park, Delhi’s Lodhi Gardens and London’s Hyde Park.

The Park will meet not only the many recreational needs of the residents of Dona Paula, Taleigao and Panjim, but also work to create a local economy for those who were earlier dependant on the land, and generate a vibrant local ecology.

The group will seek to draw greater attention to the need for more open spaces in Goa’s urban spaces that are fast turning to concrete jungles. In this particular case, we would like the Government to confirm the use of the land for the urban natural preserve and then set up a body of locals to manage the parkland.



Having lived in Mumbai, the green spaces of England came as a shock to me. It seemed unbelievable that you could actually have a park (little lakes, swans and all) in the middle of very big, busy towns. Now, town planning in India may be non-existent, but perhaps we can do something to make it better.

I mentioned to Jason examples of NGOs across the world doing similar things to make their cities a better place. Bette Midler (the actor) started her own charity called the 'New York Restoration Project' after she saw the state of the parks and streets in NYC. Today, her NGO has made more than a token difference to the neighbourhoods they have targeted.

In Mumbai, we have Citiscape who are trying similar things. Perhaps you know of other groups.

The Facebook group (as of writing) has 102 members. Many of us are currently NRIs and we enjoy our green spaces and have better lives because of our access to open spaces. We'd like to see the same in India. Instead of open (public) spaces being used as wedding maidans or dumping grounds for construction debris, we'd like to see them being used as a retreat for the general public. Joggers Park in Bandra is an example, as is the Bandstand Promenade. (There are some negative points here regarding the environmental impact of the reclamation, but for me, the sheer lack of public spaces makes up for this.)

I believe that if any change is to come, it will (has to) happen from the people. Leave things for the politicians and nothing will get done - that's a given.

Panjim is an unusual city in that respect. For a MW (and people outside Goa), the city is a delight with its pavements and tree lined streets. Few places in India can boast that. *This*, along with the beaches, is what brings domestic tourists here. Walking on clean pavements without bumping into hawkers or stepping over a slum dweller is an unusual experience for a regular Indian. Add to that the charm of Goa and you have a dream destination for the domestic tourist.

Forget about the tourists for a moment.

Goans have long cherished their green heritage. But with the way things are going, it won't be long before the hills are covered with buildings, open spaces turn into corporate parks, old houses are demolished to make way for a multi-storeyed car park. What will then distinguish Goa from the rest of the country?

If Goa is to retain its unique identity and place in the Indian (and global) psyche, preserving its heritage - green or otherwise - becomes a matter of urgency. Politicians are not in the business of making a (positive) difference; that is left to you and me.

So, what can we do? For starters, if you are on Facebook, join the Central Park for Panjim group. A pressure group can make a big difference. Goa has seen this successfully happen recently, as in the case of the GBA. No reason why this new initiative can't have the same impact.

Imagine being in Goa - either as a resident or a tourist. Find your way to the outskirts of Panjim and instead of a maze of concrete, breathe in the cool air, walk among tree lined paths, have a picnic on green grass. Enjoy the silence and serenity.

Both versions are possible. Take your pick.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Nostalgia, collecting, antiques, history...

The Dignity Foundation and the Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Vastu Sangrahalaya
(Formerly Prince of Wales Museum of Western India) have announced the Third
DIGNITY PASSIONATE COLLECTIONS EXHIBITION 2008

From their press release :

There are many Senior Citizens who have been collecting unique items as a hobby for years but have not been able to share this treasure with the world. At this unusual exhibition, you get a visual treat of these treasures from a bygone era, spreading into the modern times.

So come, meet, and be carried away by a mind-blowing Collection of "Lapel Pins, Rare Comics, Matchbox Labels, Hollywood Film Industry Photographs, LP Records, Thermocol art, Wild Life coins, Indian and Foreign Coin Proof Sets and many more………"

Here’s a rare opportunity of a 3-day exhibition never to be missed!

BRING ALONG YOUR CHILDREN, GRANDCHILDREN, NEIGHBOURS, FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

Venue – Children’s Creative Centre, Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Vastu Sangrahalaya (formerly Prince of Wales Museum), 159/61, Mahatma Gandhi Road, Fort, Mumbai 400 023.

Timings: 10.15 am to 5.30 pm

Dates: 18, 19 and 20 January, 2008

Monday, January 14, 2008

Wembley - first impressions

Our Dosa brunch was my first foray into Wembley proper.

What can I say about first impressions? Well, for starters, it was a greyer version of 'back-home'. The streets were dirty - plastic bags abandoned on pavements, people spitting and litter being chucked gaily. There was the general cacophony of a predominantly Asian neighbourhood. It felt like a mela. Perhaps the atmosphere was charged because it was NY's day, but I suspect it is like this all the time.

On our way to the restaurant, our car was tailed (and I mean that literally - any closer and the two vehicles would have to be surgically separated) by a battered car (looking at the way they drove, it was no surprise) filled with 3 youngish looking men and one old man. It was scary (for us) and an obvious source of amusement to them. Mr.R and I live in an town that has a significant Asian population (more Pakistani than Indian), but we have never experienced something like this in the 3 years that we've lived here.

Strike one against Wembley.

The general decay and squalor of the place made me want to shudder. If I wanted to be in a place like this, I'd go back home. A quick chakkar around any local railway station in Mumbai - you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. For me, the charm of England is in its sense of pride and place. And there was no pride of place here.

I left with another, more important feeling - I wouldn't want to walk alone on those streets after dark. It's not an unreasonable feeling and I'm not going to be apologetic about it. My instincts about street safety have always served me well. I've never felt insecure walking in a street full of Pakistani boys - they may look, but they don't say or do anything to make me uncomfortable. I cannot say the same about the Indian men. May God prove me wrong.

I guess many immigrants to London feel more comfortable or secure in such neighbourhoods precisely because it reminds them at home. Here they can speak their own language, eat their own food, recreate a little of what they left behind. While every newcomer deserves to have a feeling of security and safety in a new country, surely there should come a point where you think that it's time to do better?

Clean houses, clean pavements, pride in your surroundings. Is that too much to expect?

Friday, November 16, 2007

Whatever happened to 'Tall, Dark and Handsome'?

Magazines, Billboards, television. Everywhere I looked on this trip, there was a fairness ad - for Indian men.


A TV ad showed a trendy young woman rejecting a man - because he's dark. What happened to feminism?! Is this volte-face supposed to be 'empowerment'?

Fair & Lovely was bad enough. Now SRK endorses Emami's 'Fair & Handsome'. Their website helpfully tells you 'Why There is need for Fair Skin?' (sic). The detailed graph on the page is supposed to be self-explanatory : "womens are attracted" seems like a good enough reason.

In the mood for a laugh (or cry), watch the ad for Fair & Handsome.

A TOI report states that Indian men account for 25% of the fairness cream market. The market itself is worth a staggering Rs.800 crore.

Apart from Emami, Nivea has its Whitening Moisturizer and Whitening Foam for men.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Mind the GAP

While I was in India, GAP cracked down heavily on child labour up North. The stories flooding the press were what we already suspected - poor kids lured away from their homes and made to work in shocking conditions. TV pictures show young boys working to the bone in dingy factories. Newspapers tell of how kids would rather work there than return to their hometowns where the alternative is starvation.

An unit owner in Delhi commented on the issue. He said that the fact that the kids return (even after being left back in their villages) is proof enough that THEY WANT TO WORK and that they are not forced to.

GAP was outraged and explanations of contractors sub-contracting their work were no good. Kamal Nath, Union minister for commerce had the gall to say that European NGO's have a false and motivated agenda and that "we will take steps."

False and motivated agenda? Wonder what that could be. Could it be that GAP wanted vengeance against their contractor? Or perhaps, as Kamal Nath has suggested, these companies want to show India in a bad light. How will that help their profits, I'm not sure. But as minister for trade and commerce, Kamal Nath possibly knows a thing or two I don't.

Or does he?

GAP's official statement on the issue.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Topsy-Turvy

Floods render many homeless (and this not in India, but England)
Hungry families, bare cupboards (and this is not Africa or Asia, but middle class USA)

For the first time in (my) memory, the Western World is facing the hardship and deprivation that we (in India) see on a daily basis. The trouble is well hidden behind white picket fences and lush hedges. But behind the middle class symbols lurks startling poverty. Blame it on inflation, immigration, lack of jobs or a low daily wage. The truth is that education is no longer a guarantee for a secure future.

The American government even has a new term for this : food insecurity.

It's not an easy scene to watch, or read about. Living in India has hardened me to the sight of pot bellied kids begging at traffic lights with their mothers beating or pinching them to make them cry. It is easier to ignore that, turn one's head away and get on with your life. In India, poverty is in-your-face, a constant reminder of how a big chunk of the population lives.

I'm watching this US hunger story with interest. Simply because it reminds me of a soup-kitchen a friend started in Khar to feed hungry kids. With a slum (or three) at the doorstep, there are not many takers. Poverty may be an issue, but most slum-dwellers (in Khar at least!) have enough to feed their kids.

Maybe we (in India) need to look beyond the symbols of poverty and acknowledge what the West is just awakening to: Just because someone lives in a 'proper' house it does not mean that he is not deprived. And living in a slum does not mean that you don't have enough to get by.

Simplistic, I know. Am trying to make sense of it myself.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

One for the Rasoi-ghar

If you're fortunate enough to have a cook, but not one who does your bidding, here's an article for you.

You'll probably be someone in India, with hired help to cook, wash your clothes, do your dishes, wash your car and swab your floors.

If you've got naughty kids, here's an idea : "Cool punishments" seem to work for these ladies - don't know what Dr.Spock or any child psychologist worth their salt would think.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Nitpicking

What's wrong with this first paragraph?

Shloka Nath, Tejas Mehta
Monday, July 2, 2007 (Mumbai)
As Mumbai got flooded due to incessant rains, it brought back memories of a terrible day two years ago when the city not just came to a stand still but was literally felled to its knees.

Flash in the PAN?

How come he gets one and I don't?

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Another problem for the NHS

The latest developments in the terrorism case will make things so much harder for the non-British doctors in the UK.

Hospital doctors from the third world have not had it easy. Coping with the stringent rules, lack of jobs and years of 'training' (read 'free jobs') will now be compounded by suspicion and even more discrimination by employers (I think.)

Junior Indian doctors have already found that jobs are being offered to EU immigrants and they are, really, at the bottom of the list.

This whole new breed of medical terrorists (for want of a better phrase), most of whom happen to be Asian will just add to the discrimination. And at some level, I wouldn't blame them. After all, if your doctors let you down, who do you trust?

Let's hope that junior doctors and non-white hospital doctors in general do not suffer from a backlash.

Selfishly, perhaps it's a good thing that Mr.R is no longer in hospital medicine. We pray for those who are.

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Update

Oh Dear.

The first Indian national (also a doctor) is detained in Australia on his way back to India.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Raindrops keep falling ...

I think I'm destined to live life on an island. First Mumbai, then England. Surrounded by water and I don't know how to swim.

It's rained non-stop for three weeks now and I'm not talking about Mumbai. While the North of England struggles to stay afloat, we are just grateful (for once) to live on a steep hill. I've not seen prolonged sunshine for weeks now.

Down the hill
Back home, in the meantime, life goes on. Tracks and roads flood, trains stop and start. People make their way back home from work in a few feet of water; there's certainly no watchful council members there to help them along. In Mumbai, flooding is what happens every year - it's expected, it's anticipated and the BMC's pre-monsoon clean-up operations have the same effect every year - they never work.

The long walk home (Mumbai)

In England, while the government has come under criticism for not paying attention to flood defences and allowing building on flood plains, what struck me was the attention paid to people during the floods. A man died after his foot got stuck in a drain. Rescuers could not get to him before water levels rose, killing him. The council has now opened an enquiry into how he got stuck in the first place - drains are not meant to be wide enough or open enough for people to get stuck in them.

Wash-out (England)

In Mumbai, dozens of adults and children fall through open manholes and drains (and not just during the monsoons). Yet does anybody care?

Loss of life in the rain is a routine event for Mumbaiwallahs. I look forward to the day when the announcement of a rain related death is met with horror and dismay. For one of the fastest growing countries in the world, this should have already been a reality.

I'm not saying that England is wonderful for the way that they handle their weather related crisis, but at the end of the day, there seems to be concern about the devastation, the loss of life and property and attempts are made to address the issues.

In India, it is the ordinary people who are left holding the bucket, literally.

Monday, May 14, 2007

You must be joking...

(original grammar and text preserved)
A post on Craigslist/Mumbai.
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Reply to: p.viswanathan@gmail.com
Date: 2007-04-26, 12:42PM IST

RiteWrite is looking to form an efficient team of writers for various upcoming projects.

Payment rate for a for a 500-word article is $1.

Each article will be checked for plagiarism.

All articles will become the property of RiteWrite upon payment and may not be redistributed.

Payment will be prompt and will be carried out at the end of each month.

Payment will be made through Paypal.

Articles are to be supplied in .doc format and should be unique (not second generation copies).

Please paste a sample of your writing in the body of your email.

We would like to associate with the right people on a long-term basis too, so do get in touch with us if interested.
(yeah, right. What writer in their right mind would want to be associated with someone who pays about Rs.45 for 500 words... that's about 11 paise per word. Does Mr. Vishwanathan even comprehend how easy or hard it is to write 500 words on a subject? AND he wants all rights to the work! )

Thanks for your time!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Letter writing in Indian history

Can anybody tell me of any examples of letter-writing in Indian history or mythology?

Wasn't there a story about a queen in Rajasthan who wrote to a king asking him for his protection? Google reveals that Maharani Karnawati sent a rakhi to Emperor Humayun, but a rakhi's not the same as a letter, so I'm not sure if it's the same episode or something different...

If you can shed some light on this or have any other ideas, let me know.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Monday, April 16, 2007

Consider this:

From today's headlines in the Indian media:

One in ten children in Delhi's slums do not live beyond their 10th birthday (ndtv)

'93 blasts sentencing deferred (mid-day)

Tension runs high in Nandigram (TOI)

16 year old cancer patient raped at Tata Memorial (Afternoon D&C)

and yet, our sons-of-the-soil choose to focus on Richard Gere kissing Shilpa Shetty. Don't these people ever go to Work or is burning effigies their sole occupation?

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Can you help?

Does anybody have any personal experiences with :

a) working with an NGO in India (for pay),
b) receiving/giving things on Freecycle.

I would appreciate any comments on either points - need them for two articles I'm writing. Feel free to email me at mumbaiwallah@gmail.com or leave a comment here. Thanks!

Friday, March 30, 2007

From Parag Sarees to M&S

Shilpa Shetty is about to sign up as the new face of M&S in a deal rumoured to be worth 1.2 crore (approx £1,50,000).

Oh No.